A backyard 'watercooler' converstation

So a Red Squirrel walks into a bar.....

Oh jeez! That one is so old, can't you come up with new material?

Fine then, whatever.

I don't think I've heard that one yet....

No! Please don't encourage him.......

"and the squirrel says to the bartender - I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam..."

"Just ignore them. I don't see any red nuts - do you? That's not one...."

"So the bartender says to the squirrel - 'Calm Down! You're two tents!' Hahahaha!"

Ha ha. Like that has got to be the oldest joke in the back yard.

You just couldn't let it go, could you.

I'm not quite sure I get it.

Teepee? Wigwam? Two tents? Too Tense? That's it, I'm outta here.