And as your leader, I promise to make sure you will never be hungry and food will remain readily available from the feeders at all times. I will keep the backyard a safe place to raise your young ones and promise to bring an end to the cold war with 'The House' and it's inhabitants, including the dog. I can introduce jobs, such as feeder demolishing and hole chewing to put a stop to the unemployment rates. I will provide a stimulus incentive of acorns this fall. Lastly, I will introduce a new bill that will provide extra stuffing for your leaf houses this winter so no squirrel will be left in the cold.
Vote for me, Red E. Squirrel. Thank you.
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